Additional Lyrics from "Feminist in Hollywood":

"James Bond Girl"

These lyrics, to the tune of "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel, comprise Miranda's theme from "Feminist in Hollywood" in which a Buddhist police officer teams up with .007 to break up prostitution rings in Asia while also cleaning up the movie industry.
(Back to main theme song lyrics, click here: Collapse the System)

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James Bond girl
She's been living in her cartoon world
But now she's up against a dangerous spy
And tho' she doesn't like the violent type
I've got designs
On my James Bond girl
She's on a mission to save the world
From movie images of guys like me
Exploiting women in the film industry
She's what I need
It's so enlightening
When she's fighting crime
She flattens men
With the strength of her mind
She's not some Barbie doll
She's got brains, watch me fall

For my James Bond girl
A woman Buddha who renounces the world
She doesn't need to use a loaded gun
To blow my heart away to Kingdom come
She's got me stunned

James Bond Girl
I can't entice her with wine and pearls
She won't surrender, no she won't give in
Until she conquers every possible sin
How can I win?
When she polices
The streets with her baseball bat
She's so defenceless
It's senseless to fight her back
Her courage turns me on
That is why I'm so drawn
To my James Bond girl
She's on a mission to save the world
But now she's fallen for a dangerous spy
I'd give up anything to make her mine
I've got designs

On my James Bond girl, she's my James Bond girl
My heart, soul, and my mind's
On my James Bond girl, my James Bond girl
I've got designs
On my James Bond girl
My James Bond girl . . .

For more lyrics, click here: "Collapse the System" (Radical Feminist Theme Song) or Reformation (Judicial Corruption Protest Song) or Civil Rap (Police Brutality Protest Song).

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"Feminist in Hollywood" is an online production to promote all charity, nonprofit, and media organizations working to free victims of oppression:

[No More Victims, Inc.] [Listen to the Cries of the Children] [Global March (against Child Labour)] [Trade Watch] [Women Against Global Trafficking] [Nonviolence Web] [Amazon Xociety] [Sithabile Children's Haven, S. Africa] [Free Verse Publishing] [Houston Progressive Webzine]